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Mom. Hey, Mom.
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Watch this. Watch.
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- No.
SIMON: Watch this, Mom.
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- Simon.
SIMON: Ta-da!
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No.
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You gotta admit,
I was closer this time.
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Don't worry, once my magic kit
comes with the instructions,
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I'll be able to pull an entire tablecloth
off of any table.
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Or not. I'm flexible.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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I got it.
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Gosh, I hope that's your father.
I thought he'd be home by now.
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It's not like him to stay out
this late without calling.
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It's for you. Again.
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I'll take that in the kitchen.
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Lucy certainly has had
a lot of phone calls tonight.
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What?
I don't know anything, I swear.
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Hey, how's your after-school rehab
with the coach coming along?
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Oh, it's great.
Coach Koper's awesome.
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He says if I stay focused
on my goals,
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I could be back on the team
in no time.
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You know, he was going to be a coach
for the WNBA, but he wanted to teach.
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And you bought that?
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Hey, Mom? You know, it's possible
that Dad's being held by aliens
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who have him confused with God
because he was in the church.
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They think he has special powers,
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so they wanna bring him back on
their spaceship so they can study him.
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Yeah, or he could be
picking up ice cream.
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- Hey, guys. I'm sorry I'm so late.
- Hi.
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- Whoa, what's going on?
- Okay, are you ready?
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Thank you. Get this.
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The local TV station
is gonna be coming around
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to various churches in the community
to televise the services.
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And whichever church
draws the biggest audience
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is gonna be considered
for a regular weekly telecast.
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Televised every Sunday.
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And guess what?
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Our church is first on the list.
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I'm gonna be on TV.
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Sunday! Me.
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That's great, Dad.
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Yeah, cool.
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Dad, I thought you were with aliens.
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Daddy, did you buy any ice cream?
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No. But--
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Oh, what'd I miss, what'd I miss?
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Evidently nothing.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Eric?
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Eric, could you get that?
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- Hello.
- Don't, it's Mrs. Hinkle.
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Hi, Mrs. Hinkle, how are you?
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She wants me to pick up
her prescription.
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- But I gotta write my sermon.
- Oh, your denture cream?
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Uh-huh. Well, I'm sure Eric
would have called you back,
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but he's so busy trying to get ready
for Sunday's big broadcast.
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That's right, yeah,
we're all pretty excited.
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Well, why don't I take care of it
for you?
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It's no problem. No, Mrs. Hinkle.
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Yeah, I'll see you in a bit, okay?
Bye-bye.
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You sure you don't mind?
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- No.
- No?
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I didn't mind taking the choir robes
to the dry cleaner's this morning.
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- Oh.
- And, uh...
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I didn't mind calling
the choirmaster for you,
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requesting the changes you wanted
in the Sunday service.
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And I didn't mind driving
the church secretary to the airport.
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I did have a little trouble
with that cage with her two dogs,
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getting it, you know,
in and out of the minivan.
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I'm really sorry about that.
I do appreciate it.
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It's just that I really need
to stay focused on writing this sermon.
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- How's that going?
- Good.
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- Nothing, huh?
- No.
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I mean, it's getting there.
I'm formulating some ideas.
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- It's Friday.
- It sure is.
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That's why I really need
to get back to work.
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ANNIE: I don't want you to think
that I mind helping you out,
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but didn't you used to get
your best sermon ideas
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when you were out
doing your usual routine?
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That would be okay if this were
just one of my usual Sunday sermons,
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but it's gonna be on television.
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I need something more.
I need something special.
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Whatever you want.
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You know, I know how important
this could be for the church.
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Oh, one more thing.
The gardener's sick.
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Do you think you could
put your green thumb to work
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on the shrubs
around the front of the church?
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It's gonna be the opening shot.
I really want a good first impression.
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- I'll see what I can do.
- Great, you're the best.
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Oh, and while you're there,
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do you think you could look
at the plants inside the church?
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- Come to think of it, maybe--
- Order some extra flowers for Sunday.
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- Yeah.
- Sure, I can do it all.
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But, you know,
I've got a roast that I've prepared
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that's sitting in the refrigerator.
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It needs to go in the oven
this afternoon at 3:00.
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Could you handle that?
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- Of course, no-- Gladly, yeah.
ANNIE: Yeah.
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Turn the oven to 350.
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- Right. Three...?
- Fifty.
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Fifty. Right.
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And I'll write it all down.
I'll be home before it's done.
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- It's not a problem. Consider it done.
- Okay.
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Remember, folks,
this is your midterm grade.
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If you don't like what you see,
consider this a wake-up call.
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You still have time to pull it up
before the end of the term.
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You'll need to get these back to me
by Monday
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with your parent's signature.
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Hey, Luce.
Welcome to the bottom of the heap.
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Man, I didn't even study
and I got a D.
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It's about time
you hit a slump, Camden.
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You were throwing off the curve
for the rest of us.
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Anything I could do to help.
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[BELL RINGS]
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- I'll give you a call later.
- Yeah, me too, me too.
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I can't use the phone anymore.
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CHRISTINE:
Don't sweat it.
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Just sign it yourself.
They never check.
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I'll sign it if you want.
What's your parents' last name?
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Camden. Same as mine.
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Wow, how unusual.
Hey, give it to me, I'll do it.
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Oh, that's okay. Thanks anyways.
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You sure? Okay, then.
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- I guess we'll see you tomorrow.
- Yeah. Cool.
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- See you later.
- Later.
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What's up with the slackers?
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- Slackers?
- Yeah, Todd used to be in my class.
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Why do you hang out
with those guys?
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I think they're nice.
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They just don't do that well in school,
that's all.
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Besides, Todd's okay.
He goes to our church.
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I never said he wasn't nice.
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He just did better in school before
he hooked up with a bunch of losers.
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[WHISTLES]
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If you're having trouble,
why didn't you ask for help?
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I don't know.
I didn't know I was having trouble.
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Or this much trouble.
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Any idea who you're gonna get
to sign that for you?
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- Is that an offer?
- No.
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Fine. So I got one bad grade.
What's the big deal?
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Better hope Mom and Dad
agree with you.
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MARY:
Hey, coach.
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- Hey, Mary, how's the knee?
- Great.
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I've been concentrating
on squats and lunges.
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- And I did a hundred last night.
- That's what I like.
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- How's it feel?
- A lot stronger.
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- I'm ready for anything else.
- Okay, great.
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I'll see you in about, say, 20 minutes?
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- I'll be there.
- Okay.
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Hey, Camden.
You coming to practise today?
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Yeah, we can use all the help
we can get.
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We're getting killed
under the boards.
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- Yeah, I know, but I'm still in rehab.
- How's it going?
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Great. Coach Koper thinks I could
be back at practise in a week.
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You better,
because we're sunk without you.
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Thanks, you guys.
It's great to be missed.
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Hey, I heard we got a new girl
trying out today.
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- A transfer. Diane something.
- Really? Is she a player?
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I've never heard of her.
Can't be that special.
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I'll stop by and check out
before I hit the weight room.
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- Okay, cool.
- I'll catch you guys at the gym?
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- Yeah.
- See you.
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Matt, pick me up at 5.
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Be out front, I don't wanna
have to come and get you.
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- You don't wanna run into Koper.
- Give the lady a prize.
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Oh, yes.
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[DOG GRUNTING]
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Oh, sorry, girl. Sorry.
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No, I'm just about
to get back to work.
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I mean it this time.
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Happy, wait.
Don't go. Stay, stay.
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Okay. Okay, all right. Okay.
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- We're home, Mom.
- Mom?
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LUCY:
Your lucky day, Houdini.
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Yes. My magic set.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Hello? Hang on a sec.
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It's for you.
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I wouldn't get caught
on the phone all night.
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The sooner you study, the sooner
Mom and Dad forget about that D.
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Look, don't go parental on me.
I can handle it.
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Hi.
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[LUCY LAUGHS]
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Wow. You know, not many people could
make that look work, Mom, but you...
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Had a little fight with the garden hose
down at the church.
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The hose won.
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ERIC:
Hi, honey, how's it go--?
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- I'll get it.
- No, I'll get it.
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I'll put it in. I'll put it in now.
It's not too late. 350, right?
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Three-fi-- I'll put it--
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Now, before I show you anything,
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you'll have to swear to me,
as my loyal assistant,
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that you'll take my secrets of illusion
and prestidigitation to the grave.
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I'm okay with everything
except the assistant part.
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SIMON:
Why?
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All the world's best magicians
have assistants.
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I don't wanna hurt your feelings,
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but you're not
one of the world's best magicians.
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You can't even do a trick yet.
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The assistant
gets to wear a costume.
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Like your bathing suit with that
feather boa around your neck.
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- Not bad, huh?
- What do you get to wear?
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What all the great magicians wear,
of course.
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Black pants,
black shirt and a black cape.
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Oh, right, and I'm in a bathing suit?
I wanna wear the cape.
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No. Only the magician
gets to wear the cape.
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Besides, I thought you liked
wearing your bathing suit.
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I do, it's very comfortable.
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But I don't wanna stand around in it
looking dumb
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waiting for you to saw me in half.
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Well, you can't be the magician.
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Well, if I can't be the magician,
I don't wanna be anything.
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I bet you'd be my assistant,
huh, girl?
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[INDISTINCT CHATTERING
AND SHOUTING]
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MARY: Cheryl, have
you seen Coach Koper?
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I was supposed to meet him
at the weight room and he didn't show.
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CHERYL:
He's over there.
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KOPER:
Okay, here we go, Diane. Nice.
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Nice.
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[GIRLS CHEERING]
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KOPER: There it is.
GIRL: Yeah!
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KOPER:
There you go.
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Very good.
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There's all right.
Thank you very much.
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It looks like we found ourselves
a shooting guard.
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Thank you, Diane. Mary, I'm sorry.
I forgot all about you. Listen.
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Why don't you go work on some of
the exercises I gave you on your own?
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But remember, take it slow.
I just gotta get Diane settled in.
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You wanna meet her?
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No, thanks. Maybe later.
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All right. See you.
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Okay. Listen.
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Do it again.
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See? The Great Simoni has taken
an everyday ordinary pencil
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and turned it from rubber
back into wood.
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Yep, it's wood, all right.
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Anybody can do that.
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Oh, yeah?
239
00:14:01,439 --> 00:14:03,682
- Hey, what's that thing in your ear?
- What?
240
00:14:09,238 --> 00:14:11,693
It looks like you've got some cents
in that head after all.
241
00:14:11,864 --> 00:14:13,609
I believe that's my penny.
242
00:14:13,783 --> 00:14:16,904
Pull me out a quarter.
Or, like, a dollar.
243
00:14:17,077 --> 00:14:20,280
No, I could, but I don't feel like it.
244
00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:24,202
Tell me how you did it.
245
00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:26,949
Only his assistant can know
The Great Simoni's secrets.
246
00:14:27,128 --> 00:14:28,291
That's not going to happen,
247
00:14:28,462 --> 00:14:30,669
so I guess I'll just go ask
The Great Daddy.
248
00:14:30,839 --> 00:14:34,291
- He'll tell me.
- Ha. Good luck.
249
00:14:37,386 --> 00:14:38,965
Okay, girl, I promise,
250
00:14:39,138 --> 00:14:42,472
I'm just gonna pull a penny
out of your ear, just like Ruthie.
251
00:14:42,641 --> 00:14:43,886
[WHIMPERS]
252
00:15:09,205 --> 00:15:12,041
[DEE DEE SHARP'S "MASHED
POTATO TIME" PLAYING ON RADIO]
253
00:15:17,503 --> 00:15:18,619
[MOUTHING WORDS]
254
00:16:08,339 --> 00:16:09,455
Hey, Ruthie.
255
00:16:09,632 --> 00:16:12,040
- That was pretty good.
- Thank you.
256
00:16:12,217 --> 00:16:14,673
I just wanted to ask you something.
257
00:16:14,844 --> 00:16:17,004
Is it really important?
Because I'm trying to write.
258
00:16:17,179 --> 00:16:18,972
I thought you were trying to dance.
259
00:16:19,139 --> 00:16:20,255
Oh, that, no...
260
00:16:20,432 --> 00:16:22,806
I'm just trying to work through
a little writer's block.
261
00:16:22,977 --> 00:16:26,511
- Where's the block?
- It's in my head.
262
00:16:27,855 --> 00:16:31,189
My head has money in it,
but I can't get it out.
263
00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:34,309
Look, Ruthie,
how about we talk about this later?
264
00:16:34,486 --> 00:16:38,021
Because I really have to get ready
for this big sermon on Sunday.
265
00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:39,479
I'm gonna be on TV, you know.
266
00:16:39,657 --> 00:16:42,694
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know.
267
00:16:47,998 --> 00:16:49,991
RUTHIE:
I'm starving. I could eat a horse.
268
00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:52,835
Oh, well, maybe these will help.
269
00:16:54,003 --> 00:16:58,000
And I will have dinner ready
real soon, okay?
270
00:17:01,509 --> 00:17:04,546
Do you know that Dad can dance?
And he has a block in his head.
271
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:05,800
Oh, yes, dear.
272
00:17:05,971 --> 00:17:08,724
A lot of men have them,
but his will go away soon.
273
00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:10,930
Do you know how to pull money
out of someone's ear?
274
00:17:11,434 --> 00:17:14,186
No, I don't, but maybe Simon does.
275
00:17:41,251 --> 00:17:42,663
- What?
- Nothing.
276
00:17:42,836 --> 00:17:44,461
I see Coach Koper's
working wonders.
277
00:17:44,629 --> 00:17:46,456
You jerk.
278
00:17:46,631 --> 00:17:49,253
- Hey, I was just kidding around.
- Well, I'm not in the mood.
279
00:17:49,425 --> 00:17:51,003
Why?
280
00:17:51,176 --> 00:17:53,845
Oh, no reason.
My game sucks, I've lost my touch,
281
00:17:54,012 --> 00:17:55,922
and I'm two steps too slow,
but that's nothing.
282
00:17:56,097 --> 00:17:58,423
I got you on the team once.
I can get you back again.
283
00:17:58,599 --> 00:17:59,798
I don't need your help.
284
00:17:59,975 --> 00:18:01,435
Looks like you do to me.
285
00:18:02,269 --> 00:18:04,061
Hey, what's wrong?
286
00:18:04,228 --> 00:18:05,261
Let me go.
287
00:18:05,438 --> 00:18:07,681
I'll let you go if you tell me.
288
00:18:12,027 --> 00:18:16,322
But I wanna be a magician,
not a magician's assistant.
289
00:18:16,490 --> 00:18:20,073
Grab a few plates and set the table.
290
00:18:20,243 --> 00:18:23,743
Oh, and Matt, grab some of that food
and take it to the dining room, please.
291
00:18:23,912 --> 00:18:25,372
[OVEN BEEPING]
292
00:18:26,164 --> 00:18:29,499
RUTHIE: I'll set the table.
- Thanks.
293
00:18:40,927 --> 00:18:42,007
What was that all about?
294
00:18:42,178 --> 00:18:44,634
- None of your business.
- Will you two hold it down?
295
00:18:44,805 --> 00:18:46,633
BOTH: Get off the phone!
LUCY: I gotta go.
296
00:18:46,807 --> 00:18:49,097
I never do this to you
when you're on the phone.
297
00:18:49,268 --> 00:18:51,260
Our friends aren't
at the bottom of the curve.
298
00:18:51,435 --> 00:18:53,512
Lucy's friends
are none of your business either.
299
00:18:53,688 --> 00:18:56,440
Fine, did she tell you she got a D
on her American History midterm?
300
00:18:56,607 --> 00:18:57,686
You're failing history?
301
00:18:57,857 --> 00:19:00,100
- You're quitting the basketball team?
- What?
302
00:19:00,277 --> 00:19:02,816
Don't go telling Mom and Dad.
I'll tell them when I'm ready.
303
00:19:02,988 --> 00:19:05,313
- Ditto.
- What is it you two aren't telling me?
304
00:19:05,489 --> 00:19:06,521
I'm quitting basketball.
305
00:19:06,699 --> 00:19:08,942
MATT: I don't think so.
MARY: Oh, so you have a say in this?
306
00:19:09,118 --> 00:19:10,529
That's enough. Lucy?
307
00:19:10,702 --> 00:19:13,822
- She got a D on her history midterm.
- She's supposed to have you sign it.
308
00:19:13,997 --> 00:19:17,247
And she's okay with it, because her
new bottom-feeder friends did worse.
309
00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:19,244
Mary's quitting the team
because she's jealous
310
00:19:19,418 --> 00:19:21,826
that Coach Koper is helping
the new girl instead of her.
311
00:19:22,004 --> 00:19:23,796
MATT: What new girl?
ANNIE: Ruthie.
312
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:25,458
Go down and finish setting the table.
313
00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:27,625
But I can't hear from down there.
314
00:19:32,554 --> 00:19:33,586
Hey.
315
00:19:33,763 --> 00:19:36,338
You guys want The Great Simoni
to pull a penny out of your ear?
316
00:19:36,516 --> 00:19:37,595
MATT, MARY AND LUCY:
No!
317
00:19:37,766 --> 00:19:39,511
Okay, okay, I'm flexible.
318
00:19:39,685 --> 00:19:41,228
Simon, go wash your hands.
319
00:19:41,395 --> 00:19:43,056
Dinner's ready.
We'll be down in a minute.
320
00:19:43,230 --> 00:19:45,223
Somebody in trouble?
321
00:19:45,398 --> 00:19:46,597
Go.
322
00:19:49,903 --> 00:19:51,527
We have to talk.
323
00:19:52,487 --> 00:19:53,899
[PHONE RINGING]
324
00:20:10,378 --> 00:20:11,873
Hello?
325
00:20:12,046 --> 00:20:13,161
Ruthie, is that you?
326
00:20:13,339 --> 00:20:15,131
Yep, it's me. Is this Grandpa?
327
00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:16,759
I mean, the Colonel.
328
00:20:16,926 --> 00:20:18,124
Well, it sure is.
329
00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:21,089
Well, how come you're on the horn?
Where is everybody?
330
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,754
Daddy's in his office
dancing the block out of his head.
331
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:26,008
RUTHIE:
He's gonna be on TV Sunday.
332
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:28,675
And Mommy's upstairs
yelling at Matt, Mary and Lucy.
333
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:30,016
Why? What's wrong?
334
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:33,057
Matt and Mary are fighting
because Mary's quitting basketball.
335
00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:35,390
And Lucy got a D
in American History.
336
00:20:35,566 --> 00:20:38,900
Well, what about the blond boy?
Simon.
337
00:20:39,069 --> 00:20:41,561
- He thinks he's The Great Simoni.
- The what?
338
00:20:41,738 --> 00:20:43,530
Simon wants to be a magician.
339
00:20:43,698 --> 00:20:45,691
I hate magicians.
340
00:20:45,866 --> 00:20:48,405
Well, how about you, little sweetheart?
What's your status?
341
00:20:48,577 --> 00:20:50,534
I'm starving.
We haven't eaten dinner yet.
342
00:20:50,703 --> 00:20:54,073
And I'm pretty sure
the roast is burning.
343
00:20:54,249 --> 00:20:55,329
Why?
344
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,125
There's smoke coming out
of the oven.
345
00:20:57,292 --> 00:21:01,077
Ruthie. Now, you hang up the phone
at once and go get your mother.
346
00:21:01,255 --> 00:21:02,916
Right now, that's an order.
347
00:21:03,090 --> 00:21:05,296
Yes, sir.
348
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:18,638
Ruth?
Pack my bags, I'm shipping out.
349
00:21:42,373 --> 00:21:43,537
[DOORBELL RINGS]
350
00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:47,077
Could someone get that?
351
00:21:47,252 --> 00:21:48,498
[DOORBELL RINGS]
352
00:21:54,550 --> 00:21:56,093
Son.
353
00:21:56,677 --> 00:21:58,171
Now, your mother and I
are both fine,
354
00:21:58,344 --> 00:22:00,801
and I know it's not time
for my annual visit,
355
00:22:00,972 --> 00:22:02,882
but I'm here on a mission.
356
00:22:03,057 --> 00:22:05,809
Dad, this is not a good time
for a mission.
357
00:22:05,976 --> 00:22:08,978
- This really is not a good--
- Heard you're gonna be on television.
358
00:22:09,146 --> 00:22:10,427
Yes, that's right.
359
00:22:10,605 --> 00:22:12,645
Tomorrow's services
are gonna be televised,
360
00:22:12,815 --> 00:22:16,102
which is part of the reason
this is not a good time for a mission.
361
00:22:16,277 --> 00:22:18,104
Who told on me?
362
00:22:18,278 --> 00:22:19,394
Private Ruthie.
363
00:22:19,571 --> 00:22:21,315
I figured
with you locked up in your office
364
00:22:21,489 --> 00:22:24,526
and Annie covering your back,
there'd be no one taking point.
365
00:22:25,367 --> 00:22:27,610
And you know what happens
when there's no one on point.
366
00:22:27,786 --> 00:22:30,409
The entire platoon goes to hell
in a handbasket.
367
00:22:30,580 --> 00:22:33,202
Now, you get back in your office
and write something.
368
00:22:33,374 --> 00:22:35,083
I'll take it from here.
369
00:22:36,377 --> 00:22:38,536
Dad, wait. Look.
370
00:22:38,712 --> 00:22:39,994
I love you. And I respect you.
371
00:22:40,172 --> 00:22:42,331
And I appreciate
that you would just jump on a plane
372
00:22:42,507 --> 00:22:44,417
and come out here to help us out.
373
00:22:44,592 --> 00:22:48,176
But as much as I love
and respect you,
374
00:22:48,346 --> 00:22:50,753
I get really nervous
whenever you are in church,
375
00:22:50,931 --> 00:22:54,098
and tomorrow
is a really important day.
376
00:22:54,267 --> 00:22:55,300
Well, I agree.
377
00:22:55,477 --> 00:22:58,182
You just need a little extra pressure.
Get the adrenaline flowing.
378
00:22:58,354 --> 00:23:00,182
I don't think so, Dad. Not this time.
379
00:23:00,356 --> 00:23:01,732
Son, there are fish in the ocean
380
00:23:01,899 --> 00:23:05,350
at a depth that would kill any other
living creature, including man.
381
00:23:05,527 --> 00:23:07,734
Now, you take that same fish,
put him in a fishbowl.
382
00:23:07,904 --> 00:23:11,071
It dies. Lack of pressure.
383
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,032
You're that fish
and I'm a little pressure.
384
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:16,237
- Actually, you're a lot of pressure.
- You're welcome.
385
00:23:16,411 --> 00:23:19,496
Now, left face. March.
386
00:23:19,664 --> 00:23:21,325
March.
387
00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:26,331
SIMON:
That is not a magician's outfit.
388
00:23:26,503 --> 00:23:28,911
That-- That's a Halloween costume.
389
00:23:29,089 --> 00:23:32,339
Happy thinks it is.
She's going to be my assistant.
390
00:23:32,508 --> 00:23:35,379
For the last time,
you're not gonna be the magician.
391
00:23:35,553 --> 00:23:38,008
Says you.
392
00:23:39,055 --> 00:23:40,171
[COLONEL CHUCKLES]
393
00:23:40,348 --> 00:23:42,223
RUTHIE: Colonel.
- Hi, Ruthie.
394
00:23:42,809 --> 00:23:45,015
- What are you doing here?
COLONEL: Well, never mind that.
395
00:23:45,185 --> 00:23:47,808
Hey, what's with the black getup?
396
00:23:47,980 --> 00:23:49,012
Reconnaissance?
397
00:23:49,189 --> 00:23:50,683
I'm gonna be a magician.
398
00:23:51,816 --> 00:23:53,856
But I need an assistant
and Ruthie won't do it.
399
00:23:54,026 --> 00:23:58,190
I don't wanna be the assistant.
I wanna be a magician too.
400
00:23:58,363 --> 00:23:59,942
SIMON: She wants to
be whatever I wanna be.
401
00:24:00,115 --> 00:24:02,025
I mean, it's not her dream
to become a magician.
402
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,359
- But it is yours?
- Yes, sir.
403
00:24:04,952 --> 00:24:06,780
Well, how about you?
Is it your dream too?
404
00:24:06,954 --> 00:24:09,576
No. I just need to do it, that's all.
405
00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:12,453
Need? Gee, I don't think so.
406
00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:15,413
Ruthie, help your brother
realise his dream.
407
00:24:15,587 --> 00:24:18,671
Now, I don't particularly like the idea
of my grandson becoming a magician.
408
00:24:18,839 --> 00:24:20,168
As a matter of fact, I hate it.
409
00:24:20,340 --> 00:24:24,919
But I'm pretty sure he won't give up
until he gives it a fair shake.
410
00:24:25,094 --> 00:24:26,293
But I don't want to.
411
00:24:26,470 --> 00:24:27,503
[CLEARS THROAT]
412
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,254
All right, all right.
413
00:24:30,974 --> 00:24:33,217
Hey, you wanna see me
pull a penny out of Ruthie's ear?
414
00:24:33,393 --> 00:24:35,221
Sure.
415
00:24:42,818 --> 00:24:44,727
I never saw
a lousier magician in my life.
416
00:24:44,903 --> 00:24:46,528
I saw that penny the whole time.
417
00:24:46,696 --> 00:24:48,322
Now, I want you
to take Ruthie upstairs
418
00:24:48,489 --> 00:24:51,111
and the two of you rehearse that trick
in front of the mirror
419
00:24:51,283 --> 00:24:54,368
until it's so slick,
it's absolutely believable.
420
00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:57,206
How many pennies
does Simon have to pull out of my ear?
421
00:24:57,371 --> 00:25:00,907
Well, about as many as it takes
to send the two of you to Annapolis.
422
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:04,585
And you see all the toys
there in the living room?
423
00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:09,380
Well, I want you to make them
disappear before my very eyes.
424
00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:11,293
RUTHIE:
Where's Mom when you need her?
425
00:25:11,467 --> 00:25:14,220
SIMON:
Out doing Dad's job.
426
00:25:14,386 --> 00:25:15,502
Forget about this new girl.
427
00:25:15,679 --> 00:25:17,471
Let Koper work with her.
I'll work with you.
428
00:25:17,639 --> 00:25:20,047
I'm ten times better than Koper,
because I know you better.
429
00:25:20,225 --> 00:25:21,803
I know where your weaknesses are.
430
00:25:21,976 --> 00:25:25,096
- Colonel, what are you doing here?
COLONEL: Hey, Mary.
431
00:25:25,270 --> 00:25:27,597
Well, I guess I'm working, huh?
432
00:25:27,773 --> 00:25:30,063
So I hear you're quitting
the basketball team?
433
00:25:30,234 --> 00:25:32,060
- How did you know about that?
- I'm a Marine.
434
00:25:32,235 --> 00:25:33,398
There's nothing I don't know.
435
00:25:33,569 --> 00:25:36,144
I hope you didn't come
just because you heard I was quitting.
436
00:25:36,322 --> 00:25:39,109
Yeah, because if you did,
it wasn't necessary. I can handle this.
437
00:25:39,282 --> 00:25:41,323
Well, now,
look who found his way to a barber.
438
00:25:41,910 --> 00:25:44,448
Hey, Matt.
No, you're doing a fine job with this.
439
00:25:44,620 --> 00:25:45,819
You should quit, Mary.
440
00:25:45,996 --> 00:25:47,112
MARY: Really?
- Yeah, yeah.
441
00:25:47,289 --> 00:25:49,663
- I wouldn't give it a second thought.
- Huh?
442
00:25:49,834 --> 00:25:51,826
Did I hear something
about a new girl?
443
00:25:52,001 --> 00:25:55,003
Yeah, she just transferred
and everybody thinks she's so great.
444
00:25:55,171 --> 00:25:56,203
Balderdash.
445
00:25:56,381 --> 00:25:58,290
She hasn't earned
the place on the team yet.
446
00:25:58,465 --> 00:26:01,040
Anyway, who would wanna
be on a team that dropped you,
447
00:26:01,218 --> 00:26:04,717
the star player who's been working
her behind off to get back to the top?
448
00:26:04,887 --> 00:26:08,174
No, no. My granddaughter shouldn't be
second to anyone who hasn't earned it.
449
00:26:08,349 --> 00:26:10,343
Well, I wasn't dropped. I'm quitting.
450
00:26:10,518 --> 00:26:12,427
Darn right you are.
You'll find a new sport.
451
00:26:12,602 --> 00:26:14,810
In the meantime,
I think your family needs you.
452
00:26:14,980 --> 00:26:17,435
If you'd pick up those towels
and get to work.
453
00:26:17,606 --> 00:26:19,434
Laundry basket's over on the table.
454
00:26:19,608 --> 00:26:22,065
Oh, that laundry's clean,
just needs to be ironed.
455
00:26:27,365 --> 00:26:29,406
What was that all about?
456
00:26:29,576 --> 00:26:32,493
It's important to know when
to be helpful and how to be helpful.
457
00:26:32,661 --> 00:26:36,245
When you don't know either one,
it's important to be harmless.
458
00:26:37,249 --> 00:26:38,660
What?
459
00:26:38,833 --> 00:26:40,992
- Lead, follow, or get out of the way.
- I am leading.
460
00:26:41,169 --> 00:26:44,086
I'm trying to help my sister
and this is not what I had in mind.
461
00:26:44,254 --> 00:26:47,339
Once Mary feels free
to hate this new girl, she'll get over it.
462
00:26:47,507 --> 00:26:50,841
And she'll forget about quitting.
Now, how are you with an iron?
463
00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:52,802
- An iron? I know how to iron.
COLONEL: Splendid.
464
00:26:52,970 --> 00:26:55,427
You wanna help?
Get an iron and get to work.
465
00:26:55,598 --> 00:26:58,385
That's the kind of help
this family could use right now.
466
00:26:58,558 --> 00:27:01,679
I don't believe this.
I'm not doing any ironing.
467
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,772
Halt. About face.
468
00:27:16,908 --> 00:27:17,987
Colonel.
469
00:27:18,867 --> 00:27:21,276
What are you doing here?
I didn't know you were coming.
470
00:27:21,453 --> 00:27:24,407
Well, I really only tell people things
on a need-to-know basis.
471
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,370
What's this I hear
about your failing American History?
472
00:27:27,541 --> 00:27:31,669
I'm not failing history.
I just got a D on my midterm.
473
00:27:31,836 --> 00:27:34,126
That's not why you came, is it?
474
00:27:34,297 --> 00:27:36,421
Right, I don't need to know.
475
00:27:37,091 --> 00:27:39,214
Why don't you grab a sponge
and hit the counters?
476
00:27:39,384 --> 00:27:41,876
I've got some ironing to do,
and from the looks of it,
477
00:27:42,054 --> 00:27:46,514
we'll have time to cover
the Revolutionary War up to Grenada.
478
00:28:55,324 --> 00:28:56,985
COLONEL:
That should just about do it.
479
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,651
Now all we have to do is wait
for your mother to get home.
480
00:28:59,828 --> 00:29:02,284
I had no idea you could do
all this domestic stuff, Colonel.
481
00:29:02,455 --> 00:29:03,832
Dad can't.
482
00:29:03,999 --> 00:29:05,659
That's because
he never had the pleasure
483
00:29:05,833 --> 00:29:07,992
of serving his country
in the Marine Corps.
484
00:29:13,923 --> 00:29:16,415
Now, young lady, would you care
to join me in the living room
485
00:29:16,593 --> 00:29:18,881
for some hors d'oeuvre?
486
00:29:19,052 --> 00:29:20,880
I'd love to.
487
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:27,508
Mom is gonna freak when she
comes home and sees what we did.
488
00:29:30,854 --> 00:29:33,097
All right, now where were we?
489
00:29:33,273 --> 00:29:35,065
Vietnam War.
490
00:29:35,233 --> 00:29:38,733
Something about the United States
moving the war into Cambodia?
491
00:29:38,903 --> 00:29:40,896
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right.
492
00:29:41,071 --> 00:29:44,274
Well, that was a very unpopular move
with the public at that time.
493
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:47,570
But I think President Nixon
was a hero to do that.
494
00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:50,780
See, the Vietcong
were storing supplies
495
00:29:50,954 --> 00:29:52,699
just across the border in Cambodia.
496
00:29:52,873 --> 00:29:55,910
In fact, so close to the border
that our boys could see them.
497
00:29:56,084 --> 00:29:57,579
But they couldn't cross that line.
498
00:29:57,752 --> 00:29:58,832
Really?
499
00:29:59,003 --> 00:30:01,412
This is great.
I'd never learn this in school.
500
00:30:03,132 --> 00:30:07,841
Lucy, you're a smart girl.
What's the D all about?
501
00:30:08,011 --> 00:30:09,590
I don't know.
502
00:30:09,763 --> 00:30:12,052
I just slipped one day
and I got a bad grade.
503
00:30:12,223 --> 00:30:15,924
And the next thing I knew, I was kind
of popular with the laid-back crowd.
504
00:30:16,101 --> 00:30:19,684
It was easier than worrying about
competing with the smart kids.
505
00:30:20,563 --> 00:30:22,972
And I don't know.
Some guy seem to like me
506
00:30:23,149 --> 00:30:25,557
who never paid any attention
to me at all before.
507
00:30:26,443 --> 00:30:28,152
Yes, I see.
508
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:31,274
Lucy, I think you have to question
what kind of man
509
00:30:31,447 --> 00:30:34,022
would like a woman who isn't,
you know, all that bright?
510
00:30:35,034 --> 00:30:36,613
You know, one of the reasons
511
00:30:36,786 --> 00:30:39,491
my marriage has lasted so long
and been so good
512
00:30:39,663 --> 00:30:43,115
is because your grandmother
is one of the smartest people I know.
513
00:30:43,291 --> 00:30:46,043
Smart is challenging. Smart is...
514
00:30:46,585 --> 00:30:50,287
Well, let's just say I could never
be attracted to a woman who wasn't.
515
00:30:50,464 --> 00:30:52,089
Just wouldn't last, Lucy.
516
00:30:52,257 --> 00:30:55,424
You know, Colonel, it's been really nice
talking to you all day.
517
00:30:55,593 --> 00:30:57,137
I used to think you didn't like me.
518
00:30:57,636 --> 00:31:00,175
Well, as I recall,
this is the first time we've talked
519
00:31:00,347 --> 00:31:02,673
where I've gotten to say anything.
520
00:31:06,185 --> 00:31:07,680
Here we go.
521
00:31:19,822 --> 00:31:21,021
[CHEERS]
522
00:31:32,082 --> 00:31:35,452
You know, the Colonel was wrong
about quitting. It's reverse psychology.
523
00:31:35,961 --> 00:31:38,452
Well, whatever, but I'm quitting
and I feel great about it.
524
00:31:38,629 --> 00:31:39,959
How can you feel great about it?
525
00:31:40,131 --> 00:31:41,923
Because it's just nice
to play for fun again
526
00:31:42,091 --> 00:31:43,752
without any big goal in mind.
527
00:32:02,525 --> 00:32:05,526
Colonel. I'm so happy to see you.
528
00:32:05,694 --> 00:32:08,945
COLONEL:
Annie, Annie, Annie, likewise.
529
00:32:10,032 --> 00:32:11,526
Aren't you gonna ask me
why I'm here?
530
00:32:11,699 --> 00:32:14,108
I don't know how you found out,
but I know why you're here.
531
00:32:14,285 --> 00:32:16,824
- You're here to help.
- Well.
532
00:32:19,956 --> 00:32:22,080
You ironed the sheets?
533
00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:25,417
Oh, well, the rest of the clothes are in
the appropriate closets and drawers.
534
00:32:25,586 --> 00:32:28,671
I just left those out so I could
make up the couch for myself tonight.
535
00:32:28,839 --> 00:32:30,714
No way.
Matt can sleep on the couch.
536
00:32:31,299 --> 00:32:33,043
Oh, I can live with that.
537
00:32:33,218 --> 00:32:34,962
You cooked dinner too.
538
00:32:35,136 --> 00:32:39,430
Lucy and I did
over a little American history.
539
00:32:39,598 --> 00:32:41,508
This is so wonderful. Thank you.
540
00:32:41,683 --> 00:32:42,929
Thank you.
541
00:32:44,019 --> 00:32:45,976
Thank you, thank you.
542
00:32:47,230 --> 00:32:48,974
That goes for me too.
543
00:32:51,441 --> 00:32:53,020
I finished my sermon.
544
00:32:54,069 --> 00:32:55,232
I knew you would.
545
00:32:56,696 --> 00:32:58,606
Boy.
546
00:32:58,781 --> 00:33:01,154
I've been dreading tomorrow
and now I...
547
00:33:01,325 --> 00:33:03,319
I can't wait.
548
00:33:04,619 --> 00:33:07,028
- And I owe it all to you.
- Oh.
549
00:33:10,208 --> 00:33:12,876
And to you, Dad. Thanks.
550
00:33:13,043 --> 00:33:14,669
Marines don't kiss, son.
551
00:33:29,141 --> 00:33:31,466
MAN 1: I gotta get an exterior.
MAN 2: Yeah, just run a cable--
552
00:33:31,642 --> 00:33:33,387
CHOIR [SINGING]:
He's got the whole world
553
00:33:33,561 --> 00:33:34,760
In his hands
554
00:33:34,937 --> 00:33:37,891
He's got the whole wide world
In his hands
555
00:33:38,064 --> 00:33:40,936
He's got the whole world
In his hands
556
00:33:41,109 --> 00:33:44,064
He's got the whole world
In his hands
557
00:33:44,236 --> 00:33:47,357
He's got you and me, sister
In his hands
558
00:33:47,531 --> 00:33:50,403
He's got you and me, brother
In his hands
559
00:33:50,576 --> 00:33:53,446
He's got you and me, sister
In his hands
560
00:33:53,619 --> 00:33:56,871
He's got the whole world
In his hands
561
00:33:57,039 --> 00:33:59,875
He's got the little bitty baby
In his hands
562
00:34:00,041 --> 00:34:03,043
He's got the little bitty baby
In his hands
563
00:34:03,211 --> 00:34:06,212
He's got the little bitty baby
In his hands
564
00:34:06,380 --> 00:34:09,382
He's got the whole world
In his hands
565
00:34:09,550 --> 00:34:12,919
He's got everybody here
In his hands
566
00:34:13,094 --> 00:34:15,764
He's got everybody here
In his hands
567
00:34:15,930 --> 00:34:18,848
He's got everybody here
In his hands
568
00:34:19,016 --> 00:34:22,101
He's got the whole world
In his hands
569
00:34:22,269 --> 00:34:25,104
He's got the whole world
In his hands
570
00:34:25,271 --> 00:34:27,015
He's got the whole wide world
In his hands
571
00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:28,305
Smile.
572
00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:30,441
CHOIR [SINGING]:
He's got the whole world
573
00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:31,689
In his hands
574
00:34:31,860 --> 00:34:37,152
He's got the whole world
In his hands
575
00:34:43,204 --> 00:34:44,995
MARY [WHISPERING]:
I don't believe this. That's her.
576
00:34:45,163 --> 00:34:47,489
The big basketball star.
I can't believe she had the nerve
577
00:34:47,665 --> 00:34:49,410
to come to our church.
578
00:34:55,672 --> 00:34:57,749
- Good morning.
CONGREGATION: Good morning.
579
00:34:58,591 --> 00:35:01,759
I wanna welcome the parishioners
of Glenoak Community Church,
580
00:35:01,928 --> 00:35:04,335
as well as those of you
who are joining us at home.
581
00:35:04,930 --> 00:35:08,763
It's a pleasure to have you
as our guests this Sunday.
582
00:35:08,934 --> 00:35:12,184
We also have another
very special visitor with us today.
583
00:35:12,353 --> 00:35:16,304
A man who's flown all the way
from New York to be with us.
584
00:35:16,482 --> 00:35:18,605
My father, Colonel John Camden.
585
00:35:21,653 --> 00:35:24,440
In fact, it was my father
who inspired today's sermon.
586
00:35:24,613 --> 00:35:26,441
Dad was a colonel
in the Marine Corps,
587
00:35:26,615 --> 00:35:30,696
a decorated hero who fought
in World War II and Korea,
588
00:35:30,868 --> 00:35:34,321
and he is indeed
one of the few good men.
589
00:35:34,497 --> 00:35:38,032
It's taken me a lifetime to learn
that when my father speaks,
590
00:35:38,208 --> 00:35:39,834
it's a good idea to listen.
591
00:35:40,001 --> 00:35:42,576
Because I've found over
and over again, that when I've rebelled
592
00:35:42,754 --> 00:35:45,328
against his wise counsel,
593
00:35:45,881 --> 00:35:48,208
I just get myself in trouble.
594
00:35:48,968 --> 00:35:51,126
- I'm one of the few lucky men.
- Watch this, look.
595
00:35:51,302 --> 00:35:53,296
- Now you see it.
ERIC: I have a father who cared more
596
00:35:53,471 --> 00:35:55,548
about doing right
than teaching the right thing.
597
00:35:55,723 --> 00:35:58,215
- Now you don't.
ERIC: And about getting my approval,
598
00:35:58,392 --> 00:36:01,643
RUTHIE: Now you see it.
ERIC: or even my affection.
599
00:36:01,812 --> 00:36:02,892
Now you don't.
600
00:36:03,063 --> 00:36:07,809
My father is fond of saying,
"Lead, follow, or get out of the way."
601
00:36:07,984 --> 00:36:09,230
[SCREAMING]
602
00:36:09,402 --> 00:36:11,311
WOMAN 1: Oh, my--
WOMAN 2: Oh, my goodness.
603
00:36:13,196 --> 00:36:14,740
WOMAN 1:
Oh, my--
604
00:36:14,906 --> 00:36:16,318
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
605
00:36:18,325 --> 00:36:19,986
- What's wrong?
- It's stuck up her nose.
606
00:36:20,161 --> 00:36:22,700
She sucked the mint up her nose.
607
00:36:22,872 --> 00:36:23,904
ANNIE:
Stay calm.
608
00:36:24,081 --> 00:36:25,825
- She got a mint up her nose.
ERIC: Okay.
609
00:36:25,999 --> 00:36:27,245
You guys, stay here. Come on.
610
00:36:27,417 --> 00:36:29,660
ANNIE: Ruthie, Ruthie, go.
ERIC: Come on.
611
00:36:32,671 --> 00:36:34,997
MAN 1: What'd she--?
MAN 2: I don't know.
612
00:36:39,218 --> 00:36:41,342
Dismissed.
613
00:36:46,725 --> 00:36:48,765
Slowest-moving bunch I ever saw.
614
00:36:53,898 --> 00:36:55,856
Okay, Mom got her
to blow it out of her nose.
615
00:36:56,025 --> 00:36:59,524
We're going to the emergency room
just to make sure she's okay.
616
00:37:07,493 --> 00:37:08,904
That's her, the new girl.
617
00:37:09,078 --> 00:37:10,869
- Mary Camden, right?
MARY: Yeah.
618
00:37:11,037 --> 00:37:12,615
DIANE:
I'm Diane Butler.
619
00:37:12,789 --> 00:37:14,866
My mom and I were looking
for a church to go to
620
00:37:15,041 --> 00:37:16,619
and Coach Koper
suggested this one.
621
00:37:16,793 --> 00:37:19,200
- He did?
- He said your dad's the minister here.
622
00:37:19,377 --> 00:37:21,751
Yeah, he's the guy
who just ran out of here.
623
00:37:21,922 --> 00:37:24,377
- Welcome.
- Thanks.
624
00:37:25,424 --> 00:37:27,085
It's not like this every Sunday.
625
00:37:27,259 --> 00:37:28,755
Really? That's too bad.
626
00:37:28,928 --> 00:37:31,596
This is the most interesting service
I've ever been to.
627
00:37:31,763 --> 00:37:34,255
- I hope that little girl's okay.
MARY: That's my sister Ruthie.
628
00:37:34,432 --> 00:37:38,216
I'm sure she's fine,
for a kid with a mint up her nose.
629
00:37:39,770 --> 00:37:41,598
I was looking for you after tryouts.
630
00:37:41,772 --> 00:37:43,931
I heard you were
working your way back from an injury.
631
00:37:44,108 --> 00:37:46,812
Yeah, I got hit by a car and tore
all the tendons in my right knee.
632
00:37:46,984 --> 00:37:48,610
I did the same thing.
633
00:37:48,778 --> 00:37:52,277
Two years ago, I went skiing
for the first time and I fell. Hard.
634
00:37:52,447 --> 00:37:53,824
- You're kidding.
DIANE: Nope.
635
00:37:53,990 --> 00:37:56,779
It's bad, but don't worry, you'll be back.
I saw you play last year.
636
00:37:56,952 --> 00:37:59,822
I was looking forward to playing ball
with you when I transferred.
637
00:37:59,995 --> 00:38:02,285
Good people bring out
the best in you, you know?
638
00:38:04,666 --> 00:38:05,781
Yeah.
639
00:38:05,959 --> 00:38:08,415
Well, I'm hoping to be back at practise
in a week or two.
640
00:38:08,586 --> 00:38:10,165
Yeah, that's what Coach Koper said.
641
00:38:10,338 --> 00:38:11,583
He's great, isn't he?
642
00:38:12,297 --> 00:38:13,413
He's the best.
643
00:38:17,094 --> 00:38:19,964
Hey, Lucy. Great service.
644
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:22,839
Check it out, it's only 11:15.
645
00:38:23,015 --> 00:38:25,423
That's the earliest
we've ever gotten out of church.
646
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,428
Yeah, this has never
happened before.
647
00:38:27,602 --> 00:38:29,892
- Oh, I hope your sister's okay.
- Thanks.
648
00:38:30,063 --> 00:38:31,723
Actually,
I'm more worried about Simon.
649
00:38:31,897 --> 00:38:34,271
I think he's the one who gave
the idea to snort the mint.
650
00:38:34,817 --> 00:38:37,190
- Hey, so I'll call you later?
- I can't.
651
00:38:37,361 --> 00:38:38,855
I'm in big trouble over that midterm.
652
00:38:39,028 --> 00:38:41,603
I'm not allowed to talk on the phone
until I pull my grades up.
653
00:38:41,781 --> 00:38:45,316
I always knew you were a smart kid.
It was nice hanging out while it lasted.
654
00:38:45,492 --> 00:38:46,525
Yeah.
655
00:38:46,702 --> 00:38:49,324
Hey, you know,
maybe I could come over some time.
656
00:38:49,496 --> 00:38:51,156
I don't know, Todd.
657
00:38:51,330 --> 00:38:52,742
Well, no, you could help me.
658
00:38:52,915 --> 00:38:56,202
I mean, I wouldn't mind
surprising the folks with a C.
659
00:38:56,377 --> 00:38:59,544
I don't know if I could help you,
but maybe Matt could help us both.
660
00:38:59,713 --> 00:39:03,498
I don't know. Getting help from Matt
might make me feel kind of dumb.
661
00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:06,795
Actually, we'd be helping him
by letting him help us.
662
00:39:06,969 --> 00:39:09,544
His ego suffered
a huge blow this weekend.
663
00:39:09,722 --> 00:39:14,514
Oh, well, in that case,
maybe I could.
664
00:39:16,728 --> 00:39:17,891
Sorry about that.
665
00:39:18,562 --> 00:39:19,726
The mint thing.
666
00:39:22,649 --> 00:39:25,816
And I'm also sorry I didn't listen
to your advice about helping people.
667
00:39:25,985 --> 00:39:28,275
I guess my parents were
pretty overwhelmed this weekend.
668
00:39:28,446 --> 00:39:32,396
It's okay.
I can't fix everyone in one visit.
669
00:39:35,494 --> 00:39:37,368
I hate magicians.
670
00:39:39,413 --> 00:39:40,493
Me too.
671
00:39:44,001 --> 00:39:45,116
Okay.
672
00:39:45,293 --> 00:39:46,836
Should we go to the hospital?
673
00:39:47,003 --> 00:39:48,202
I've got a better plan.
674
00:39:48,380 --> 00:39:50,089
What do you think
Ruthie would rather have
675
00:39:50,256 --> 00:39:51,585
than anything when she gets home?
676
00:39:51,757 --> 00:39:53,038
Ice cream. Holy Cannoli.
677
00:39:53,217 --> 00:39:56,836
There you have it.
Matt, the mission is ice cream.
678
00:39:57,388 --> 00:39:59,345
So what happens
the rest of the day?
679
00:39:59,514 --> 00:40:02,717
I was hoping Matt would wanna shoot
hoops with me when we get home.
680
00:40:02,892 --> 00:40:05,513
Oh, so you're not quitting the team?
681
00:40:06,770 --> 00:40:08,051
Don't gloat, sir.
682
00:40:16,070 --> 00:40:18,063
It was burning and burning
and I couldn't breathe.
683
00:40:18,238 --> 00:40:21,489
Then Mom told me to blow.
So I did and it finally came out.
684
00:40:21,658 --> 00:40:23,034
But it still burned a little.
685
00:40:23,201 --> 00:40:26,285
Honey, I just don't understand why
you put it up there in the first place.
686
00:40:26,453 --> 00:40:28,530
I was tired of being the assistant.
687
00:40:28,706 --> 00:40:31,541
I wanna do my own magic trick
like Simon.
688
00:40:31,708 --> 00:40:33,832
Honey, you can't always do
what Simon does.
689
00:40:34,001 --> 00:40:36,873
Sometimes it's somebody else's turn
to be in the spotlight.
690
00:40:37,046 --> 00:40:39,253
Sometimes it's nice
to make another person feel
691
00:40:39,423 --> 00:40:40,882
that they're important and special.
692
00:40:41,049 --> 00:40:44,004
You can't always be
the centre of attention.
693
00:40:44,260 --> 00:40:45,506
[HUMMING]
694
00:40:50,391 --> 00:40:52,015
I know it's hard for you to hear this,
695
00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:53,928
but you can't always have
what you want.
696
00:40:54,936 --> 00:40:57,972
I don't want to do magic,
I need to do it.
697
00:40:58,147 --> 00:41:00,816
And you will have your own magic,
you'll see.
698
00:41:00,983 --> 00:41:03,142
Right now,
Mommy needs to take a little break,
699
00:41:03,318 --> 00:41:05,940
so I'm gonna wait for you
right outside the door, okay?
700
00:41:10,783 --> 00:41:12,575
DOCTOR: I think you
have something in your ear.
701
00:41:15,912 --> 00:41:17,408
How did you do that?
702
00:41:17,580 --> 00:41:20,747
I'll tell you, but you have to promise
not to tell a soul.
703
00:41:24,252 --> 00:41:27,420
WOMAN [OVER P.A.]: Paging Dr.
Chris Olsen to the conference room.
704
00:41:27,589 --> 00:41:30,460
Paging Dr. Chris Olsen
to the family conference room.
705
00:41:30,633 --> 00:41:32,673
Ruthie's fine.
They'll be out in a minute.
706
00:41:32,843 --> 00:41:34,504
Oh, thank you.
707
00:41:34,678 --> 00:41:36,588
Hey, that's great.
708
00:41:36,764 --> 00:41:39,848
You know, I bet if she wasn't fine,
I'd be in real trouble, huh?
709
00:41:40,016 --> 00:41:44,393
Not that I'm not in real trouble now.
I didn't know she was gonna do it.
710
00:41:44,561 --> 00:41:46,270
I swear.
711
00:41:46,438 --> 00:41:50,223
It's not like there's a warning label
on the sleight-of-hand manual.
712
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:53,900
Relax, Simon, I know
you didn't mean for this to happen.
713
00:41:55,029 --> 00:41:58,612
I'm really sorry I ruined
your church services, Dad.
714
00:41:58,782 --> 00:42:00,360
It's okay.
715
00:42:00,533 --> 00:42:02,823
I'm just glad
Ruthie wasn't seriously hurt.
716
00:42:08,916 --> 00:42:10,115
So I'm forgiven?
717
00:42:10,292 --> 00:42:13,127
Yeah, son, you're off the hook.
718
00:42:17,215 --> 00:42:18,294
How come?
719
00:42:18,965 --> 00:42:20,924
I don't know.
720
00:42:21,093 --> 00:42:24,378
I heard Ruthie scream
and it scared me so badly
721
00:42:24,553 --> 00:42:27,639
I lost my mind
and my will to discipline you.
722
00:42:29,558 --> 00:42:33,687
Look, in case it may have
appeared otherwise...
723
00:42:35,814 --> 00:42:38,387
My family is more important to me
than my work.
724
00:42:38,565 --> 00:42:43,275
This week, I kind of forgot that
you all have your own work.
725
00:42:43,445 --> 00:42:46,861
Just growing up is hard work.
726
00:42:47,031 --> 00:42:49,488
And I need to be there for you
every day.
727
00:42:51,034 --> 00:42:52,529
Thanks, Dad.
728
00:42:52,703 --> 00:42:54,661
You know,
I feel the same way about Ruthie,
729
00:42:54,830 --> 00:42:56,823
so I'm gonna help her
become a magician.
730
00:42:58,749 --> 00:43:01,621
Or you could just help me give it up.
731
00:43:10,176 --> 00:43:13,177
- I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
- That's okay.
732
00:43:13,345 --> 00:43:15,090
I've decided to give up magic.
733
00:43:15,264 --> 00:43:16,759
Dad made you, huh?
734
00:43:18,016 --> 00:43:19,890
I owe you an apology.
735
00:43:20,476 --> 00:43:23,015
I'm sorry for throwing everything off
on you this week.
736
00:43:23,521 --> 00:43:27,733
You know, I should know by now that
there's a limit to how much I can do.
737
00:43:27,899 --> 00:43:30,688
Next time, I'll make sure
I get the kids to help out.
738
00:43:31,485 --> 00:43:34,736
I'm just sorry that your moment
of glory was short-circuited.
739
00:43:36,532 --> 00:43:39,200
I'm not sure being on TV
would make me a better minister.
740
00:43:40,410 --> 00:43:42,404
Yeah, we all learned
a little something this week.
741
00:43:42,579 --> 00:43:44,322
RUTHIE:
I sure did.
742
00:43:44,496 --> 00:43:46,371
- What's that?
- What?
743
00:43:49,626 --> 00:43:51,418
Hey.
744
00:43:52,045 --> 00:43:53,955
That's what you learned
from all this?
745
00:43:54,130 --> 00:43:57,167
No. I learned sometimes
if you really need help bad enough,
746
00:43:57,342 --> 00:43:59,630
life just gives it to you.
747
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:04,230
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